What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:59

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?